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1) A rap based on the HTML code found in Strike Sparks Anywhere, courtesy of HTTP in tha House

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* the weird part: pete rye is a friend of mine in Boston whose name does not appear anywhere in this blog until now. Pete warned that "the intranet will kill us all". It knows, Pete, it knows.

2) Leeeeee-ROOOOOOOY JENKINS! Though I'm aware these games exist, I've never played them but this dude's battle-cry cracks me up. And at least he has chicken. I'm totally using this in my everyday life.

3) A short list of reasons why I like staying up late: It's quiet. Pressure to do something with the day is gone. Can drink lots more water. Though I've quit, the cigarettes taste so good. The phone calls are better. The meds finally wear off.

4) Haiku for Ron Artest:

Trade me! Just kidding?
Ron? Is Larry Bird gonna
have to choke a bitch?

5) The new Mac is cooler than a box of popsicles.

6) Dan Snyder pimps the system aka no salary cap for coaches: The New Org Chart

7) Another 2005 Did You Know: Rupert Murdoch bought Myspace? If true, shouldn't Bill O'Reilly have to sport a scarf and chunky glasses? Seems fair.