Protect ya Squatch, Beeyotch

The city that George Bush the Father once referred to as "Little Beirut" has made the short list of cities the RNC is interested in having host its 2008 National Convention. Other bizarre-o inclusions are the People's Republics of San Francisco and Seattle.

San Fran? Works for me. The Alabama delegation ought to feel right at home.

RNC San Fran: "Hellooooooooo Mr. Republican Man!"

As for Seattle and Portland, it's obvious the RNC selection committe hasn't been briefed on the Sasquatch's Republic of Cascadia yet.

Squatch Uber Alles!